Monday, February 16, 2009

perverted junior (part 2)

this is the stupid conversation hav fun reading

junior-Daren - I would understand
me -Uzumaki
matthew-matthew wu
Daren - I would understand. says:
lmao
Daren - I would understand. says:
lol
Daren - I would understand. says:
wtf
Uzumaki says:
dun be lame
Daren - I would understand. says:
muahahahahaha
Uzumaki says:
zzz
Daren - I would understand. says:
pass me a copy with the answers after you're done
Uzumaki says:
qu think i will
Uzumaki says:
u think i will???
Daren - I would understand. says:
yeap.
Uzumaki says:
no i wont must c 1st
Uzumaki says:
i happy i pass u
Daren - I would understand. says:
okay, then see first loh.
Daren - I would understand. says:
be happy
Uzumaki says:
i not happy i set 1 damn difficult 1 4 u
Daren - I would understand. says:
be happy =D
Uzumaki says:
dun 1
Daren - I would understand. says:
zzz
Uzumaki says:
being sad is more fun
Daren - I would understand. says:
=(
Daren - I would understand. says:
you hurt a little boy's feelings
Uzumaki says:
yes=(
Uzumaki says:
so wad
Uzumaki says:
hurt hurt la
Daren - I would understand. says:
heartless asshole
Uzumaki says:
oso not i hurt
Uzumaki says:
i admit i hav an asshole
Daren - I would understand. says:
and it's quite big too
Uzumaki says:
is not a good ting to argue with a sec 4
Uzumaki says:
wad make u think my ass hole is big
Daren - I would understand. says:
the fact that you're a sec 4.
Uzumaki says:
thast alme
Uzumaki says:
thats lame
Uzumaki says:
shut up no hole
Daren - I would understand. says:
I admit I have no hole.
Daren - I would understand. says:
hahahahahaha
Daren - I would understand. says:
ahahahah
Daren - I would understand. says:
ahahah
Daren - I would understand. says:
ahhaha
Daren - I would understand. says:
ahahahah
Daren - I would understand. says:
hahahah
Uzumaki says:
zzz
Uzumaki says:
why matthew cant stop laughing
Daren - I would understand. says:
oh ya
Daren - I would understand. says:
he laughing at his stupid super mario game...
Daren - I would understand. says:
and terrence's pimples.
Uzumaki says:
i dont think he will laugh at terence pinples
Daren - I would understand. says:
he IS laughing at it.
Daren - I would understand. says:
PIMPLES are nice.
Daren - I would understand. says:
so are BALLS.
Daren - I would understand. says:
though I have neither.
Uzumaki says:
u rnose hav PIMPLES
Uzumaki says:
and all PIMPLES are temporarily
Daren - I would understand. says:
your ass aso have...
Uzumaki says:
ur ass hav izzit
Daren - I would understand. says:
have.
Daren - I would understand. says:
3.
Uzumaki says:
nt mine a i think u toking abt urs
Daren - I would understand. says:
2 mm each.
Uzumaki says:
where hav so big de
Daren - I would understand. says:
got, but still not as big as yours.
Uzumaki says:
urs is bigger
Daren - I would understand. says:
you want compare?
Daren - I would understand. says:
I bet a ball.
Uzumaki says:
i dun hav any how to compre
Uzumaki says:
what ball????
Uzumaki says:
eye balll???
Daren - I would understand. says:
fishball.
Uzumaki says:
meat ball can i like meat ball
Daren - I would understand. says:
aiya, fish is also meat
Daren - I would understand. says:
no difference
Uzumaki says:
hav one i meat from pig... the other is meat frm fidh
Daren - I would understand. says:
but 'meat' more BLACK
Uzumaki says:
fish*
Uzumaki says:
wad meat more black
Daren - I would understand. says:
but you muslim, cannot eat pig..
Uzumaki says:
i nt muslim la bodoh
Daren - I would understand. says:
so only fish lah
Daren - I would understand. says:
you islam
Uzumaki says:
and muslim can eat meat onli cannot eat pork
Uzumaki says:
u dunno how to say i ma selamat
Daren - I would understand. says:
ma selamat is just some random faggot.
Uzumaki says:
his a pro terrorist ok
Uzumaki says:
the almost destroed changi airport
Daren - I would understand. says:
he eats wanton mee
Daren - I would understand. says:
he's a noob.
Daren - I would understand. says:
tio caught so early
Uzumaki says:
at least he hijack a plane b4
Daren - I would understand. says:
haven't even reach singapore sky tio caught liao
Daren - I would understand. says:
aiya, my grandmother can do better
Daren - I would understand. says:
my grandmother bomb indonasia before.
Uzumaki says:
ur grand mother nw how old liao
Daren - I would understand. says:
but then they all thought some blackie osama guy did it.
Uzumaki says:
last time she hw o;d so much diff la
Daren - I would understand. says:
dunno lah, younger than me can liao
Uzumaki says:
u sure
Daren - I would understand. says:
aiya, go do your 'testES' lah
Daren - I would understand. says:
no time liao.
Uzumaki says:
u are supposed to help
Daren - I would understand. says:
question 3: who bombed indonasia

a: osama
B: alibaba
c: daren's grandmother
d: none of the above
Uzumaki says:
answer 100% a
Uzumaki says:
nt c
Daren - I would understand. says:
aiya, it's c
Uzumaki says:
no its a
Daren - I would understand. says:
obama fuck you
Daren - I would understand. says:
obama has green hair
Uzumaki says:
obama bomb u 1st
Daren - I would understand. says:
obama kissed ur cock
Daren - I would understand. says:
and sucked it hard
Daren - I would understand. says:
till it came off
Uzumaki says:
obama licked ur ass
Uzumaki says:
until hav pimples on lit
Daren - I would understand. says:
OBAMA made me pregnant
Uzumaki says:
u are a guy u cant be pregnant
Daren - I would understand. says:
Obama fucked mong kheng hard
Daren - I would understand. says:
till her hole split in half
Uzumaki says:
trhen the kidi s light brown
Daren - I would understand. says:
it's peirce uniform color
Uzumaki says:
wad is peirce uniform colour
Daren - I would understand. says:
BLACK.
Uzumaki says:
peirce uniform colur is yellow
Uzumaki says:
mong keng suckur ass
Daren - I would understand. says:
chew
Uzumaki says:
minnie mouse

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minnie mouse

Uzumaki says:
minnie mouse
Daren - I would understand. says:
chew...bomb!
Uzumaki says:
its tiu not chew
Uzumaki says:
i love ur ass
Daren - I would understand. says:
t]i
Daren - I would understand. says:
tiu is a CANTONESE VULGARITY
Daren - I would understand. says:
bad boy.
Uzumaki says:
ji bai la
Daren - I would understand. says:
ji bais are nice
Daren - I would understand. says:
they fit nicely with lan jiaos
Uzumaki says:
lan jiao la u
Daren - I would understand. says:
or rather, penises.
Daren - I would understand. says:
I admit they are nice.
Daren - I would understand. says:
and they taste good too
Daren - I would understand. says:
full of cumming sensation
Uzumaki says:
u perverted lower sec
Daren - I would understand. says:
lan jiaos are proportionate to your skin color
Daren - I would understand. says:
hentai boy.
Daren - I would understand. says:
with one bright light bulb!
Uzumaki says:
u noe wads tat annot
Daren - I would understand. says:
no idea.
Uzumaki says:
dian deng pao
Daren - I would understand. says:
just sounded sexually suggestive.
Daren - I would understand. says:
chey.
Daren - I would understand. says:
thought is the new type of lan jiao
Daren - I would understand. says:
can give out light one
Daren - I would understand. says:
I buying from ebay.
Daren - I would understand. says:
model 5EX622


Uzumaki says:
lol
Daren - I would understand. says:
lol
matthew wu says:
yoz wtf you lan jiao bin wan]
Uzumaki says:
perverted lower sec tats all i wan
Uzumaki says:
u fucker
Daren - I would understand. says:
I want the new lan jiao
matthew wu says:
fuck you eat shit die ar
matthew wu says:
take malcome one
Daren - I would understand. says:
fuck a black ball
Uzumaki says:
u ask me add u in thins conversation de then u ask me wad i wan
matthew wu says:
malcom hav
Daren - I would understand. says:
ya
Uzumaki says:
fuck u la matt
Daren - I would understand. says:
3.
matthew wu says:
lolz

matthew wu says:
5 black balls

Uzumaki says:
he left liao la

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